neon-nobody:

kiddthemaniac:

itzbatz:

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like “ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~”

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU.

CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

capitalism-is-a-disease:

sage-hendricks:

regularlesbian:

regularlesbian:

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

panicbox:

Reblog this and tag with your Animal Crossing passport title

fatedheroine:

unclefather:

@crimsonchaos​

transformezzzzzz:

acidwaste:

mjalti:

ancientgreeksuggestions:

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

slimetony:

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

darkgreyclouds:

bug talk

normal-horoscopes:

ndiecity:

*Baja blasts you*

*counterspells*

laurentdraws:

🎀 Able sisters! 🎀